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Here is Jesus with Richard Dawkins.
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That sounds like something a Scotsman might say.
"Eh, aye!" |
This same man was asked, "What's worn under the kilt?" He replied, "Nothing, it's all in perfect working order."
Everyone seems to be talking about Eh, aye! lately. Are people all going Scottish? I know I am - I found out recently that I'm a quarter Scottish.
On Rob's blog, that doesn't really seem to make sense anymore and comments are getting deleted, one post is titled, "Microsoft cop it a lot, a look at Eh,aye!" (Okay, there are a few spelling mistakes in his title that I corrected.)
I don't know which Scotsmen Rob has been talking to, but that doesn't look like Richard Dawkins! |
That looks more like a Scotsman, and why is Jesus still wearing his crown of thorns? That happened years ago! Get over it Jesus!
With pictures like this it's fair enough that Microsoft is coping it a lot.
Peter (aka The Curmudgeon, The Happy Curmudgeon, etc.) has a new guy he is fighting with at tennis. So long Mike and, as they say, welcome Roger.
Roger comes to tennis, listens to crazy music, and then drinks beer. Peter prefers vino over Roger's last choice.
Please let me make it clear - Roger and Peter are not good friends.
"I went to tennis this morning but left early after an altercation with an idiot who occasionally turns up (not Mike). This guy Roger is a bit bi-polar I think. He sits in his car for half an hour before coming in, blasting awful music out in a peaceful bay setting. When he came in to the tennis courts he was drinking from a quart bottle of beer. A couple of members remonstrated but he ignored them so I gave him a couple of barrels (not beer kegs).We had a slanging match where I told him how inappropriate he was being. Unfortunately the two tennis club committee leaders there wimped out and wouldn't support me so I, like Robert with his rugby ball back in the Botanical Gardens in the 1960s, took my tennis racket and went home. Sheesh!" said Peter.Wafers for lunch after tennis. |
I'm in there somewhere. |
Oh, there I am. |
There were an awful lot of people there, but out of shot.
I did my best job this year, thanks to some thoughtful practice.
As usual, they praised God near the end of the ceremony, and for many things. I just thought of Zeus.
Don't forget that he swallowed one of his wives whole. A very clever god was Zeus.
I hope god (whoever he is) does something to stop wars soon.
When I got home, I played a special Last Post for Shelley's dad.
'Schoie'. Captain Scholefield - My son bears his name and I'm proud of that. |
No, this won't be the last time I am posting. The title refers to the fact that I have already played The Last Post twice this morning.
That's not me, but I played the same tune. |
One more to go - the big one, where people march past and a guy goes on and on about God.
"Thank God for all the wars."
I don't know why God gets a mention. See how I used a capital G. That shows I'm talking about the 'real' god and probably not Zeus.
This year my practice paid off. Two performances and I didn't crack any notes! I did a lot of work on pitching and breathing. I think I'll keep practising the trumpet throughout the year. It's kind of fun.
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Hey, I got a comment from 'Rob' on my last post! He told me that 'transgender' is a big word and that Tent Horn isn't a fan of it.
Peter in bed. |
Is this Jesus coming back? He's gone for the 2000 years ago look, except for the shoes.
I won the bronze! |
It appears that I'm the third most prolific blogger in our little community, where most blogs have a readership of 2. I have been told that I can't get plenary indulgences for this.
"The magisterium of the Church decides on plenary indulgences." says Rob. I have no clue what the magisterium is. Hang on, I'll look it up on Google.
The magisterium of the Catholic Church is the church's authority or office to give authentic interpretation of the word of God, "Whether it is in written form or in the form of Tradition". (I made some grammatical corrections to this quote)"I will now play Paganini." |